Shelterdog
The ESPN guys are inferring that Tavarez may be doctoring the ball now.
I love el guano and all, but would anyone be that shocked if he was?
He's probably doctoring it with his own special mixture of aardvark guts, crystal meth, and smoke.
Lars The Wanderer
Why did Tavarez wanna keep that ball?
He is going to keep it as a pet.
ragnarok725
I will say, given his nature, it would suck to see some team insist an ump check it and have him go into some kind of tailspin.
I see this confrontation ending in Gathright-esque fisticuffs.
Honestly, if Tavarez is doctoring the balls and doing it so blatantly, it just adds to the litany of his awesomeness. It would be quintessential batshit.
